Kid's CornerWhen I said I would make a web page for our church, my daughter insisted I put something fun on the page for kids. So here it is, June: Jokes for UU Kids! How many UUs does it take to change a light bulb? 53: 1 to change the light bulb, 1 to take it for recycling, 50 to drink the coffee, and the last one to suggest we find a light source that doesn't use up our planetary resources. During Church School, the teacher asks if anyone can explain what Easter is. A little boy waves his hand, so wanting to be called on. The teacher says, "Ok, Johnny, what is Easter?" Johnny begins, "Easter is that time of year when the whole family gathers around a table with a turkey to giver thanks for the blessings of a good harvest." "Ah, Johnny, not quite. That is Thanksgiving, but a good description. Does anyone know what Easter is?" A Little girl raises her hand. "Easter is that time of the year when the family all gathers around a tree to sing carols and put decorations on the tree and they all give presents." "Well, maybe a bit closer, but not quite. Would anyone else like to venture a guess?" Another little girl of course knew the answer. "It is the time after Jesus died when the stone at his grave was rolled back, and Jesus started to go up to heaven and looked back down and saw his shadow and went back in for six more weeks." Three kids were talking about their religions. The Catholic kid says, "The symbol of our religion is the cross." The Jewish kid says "The symbol of our religion is the Star of David." The Unitarian Universalist kid says, "The symbol of our religion is a candle in a cocktail glass!" Why did the Unitarian Universalist cross the road? To support the chicken in its search for its own path. A very young child in a UU R.E. class was drawing a picture. The grown-up in charge asked, "what are you drawing?" The child replied, "I'm drawing God." The grown-up said, "But no one knows what God looks like." The child said, "they will when I'm done!" What do you get when you cross a U Church and a U Church? A UU walks into a bar, Knock knock. The Kindergarten class was discussing "prayer", and the children seemed aware that the way you end a prayer was with "amen." Does anyone know what "amen" means, the teacher asked. There was a long silence. Then one little boy piped up and said, "Well, I think it means, like, "Send"? Got a UU Kid joke? Send it to: |

